Steve Jobs.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Penis in a box.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

What's white and sticky? Glue

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Don't think of granny porn

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

AVI IS A FAG

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

cot!

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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