- Anti Joke

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.