- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

do you know what's so funny? yup

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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