You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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