- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

Anne Frank.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

women leaving the kitchen

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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