- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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