Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

knock knock your gay

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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