why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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your life

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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