Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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AVI IS A FAG

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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oops

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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The glass is half an hour.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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