Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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OGC - tilt your head

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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French people

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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BUTTERFARTING

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