What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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NEVER

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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you just lost the game!

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