Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Child Prostitution.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

minced oaths

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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