Looks through the peephole.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Patrick is gay

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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An asian walks out of math class

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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