- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

An asian walks out of math class

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Mitt Romney for president.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

9/11/01 walks into a bar

What did the mole say? Nothing

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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