Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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Nah

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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GONNA

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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Women's Basketball.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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