Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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The Holocaust

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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suck my dick.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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