What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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An asian walks out of math class

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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lol

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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