Hey Caleb.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I don't get it

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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potato farming

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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