- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Your mom goes to college

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

Get in the van

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

"Hello." "Hi."

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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