Chuck Norris died.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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