What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Hey Caleb.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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