A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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like my drawing of a white person?

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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whats gay ? you

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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lol

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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