Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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NEVER

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You know George Washington? He died.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Woman's Rights.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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baby seal walks into a bar

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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