- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

I have read the Terms of Service.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

baby seal walks into a bar

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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