How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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the your face joke

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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ur mother

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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I love Ciara!

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Jokes are funny.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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