- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Penis in a box.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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