- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

guess what? chicken butt.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Steve Jobs.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Giving birth to the antichrist

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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