A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Women's rights.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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cory is gay

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Hitler was Jewish.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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