- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

My Girlfriend

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Knock Knock It's Open!

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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