- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

The Economy

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Knock Knock Come in

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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