Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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