- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

Asians

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

like facebook.com/john maon

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

the guy below me is gay

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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