- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Homework.

To mamas so fat shes fat

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Knock, knock. Come in!

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

potato farming

I have read the Terms of Service.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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