If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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