So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Asians

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