- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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