Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Baseball

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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