your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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your face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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