- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

Which one is hardest?

in the begining... god made some stuff

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

What is brown and sticky?

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