- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

dog

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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