- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

No

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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