Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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