A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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brett is a dick

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