Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Women's Rights

Obama-Care

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

What is worse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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