what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

planking.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Your Mom

Dozer has a soul

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

ballsack

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

austins gay lolololol

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

So a baby seal walks into a club

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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