What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Woman's Rights.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Penis

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brett is a dick

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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