What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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What is brown and sticky?

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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A bar walks into your mother.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Women's rights

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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