your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Your mom

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Canada's army

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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Wolf Pussy

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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