Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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Jake Bowar

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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whats pale and white your ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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