What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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NEVER

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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BUTTERFARTING

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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