What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Josh kissing a girl

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Google Doodles

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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