- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Josh kissing a girl

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

Google Doodles

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Knock knock Come in!

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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