what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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Haha

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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you will die someday

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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