- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Time flies like a banana.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

Star Wars

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

sixty....eight.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Woman's Rights.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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