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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

I can't think of a joke!

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Hey

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

Haha

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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