- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

World Peace

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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