Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

look left now look right. washing machine

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

why did Max cry??? chicken

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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