- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women leaving the kitchen

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Women's rights.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

I'm Jewish

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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