Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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i fondle myself every night....

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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you

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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My mom's dead

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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