Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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I can Nazi

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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Your mother is a man.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Steve Jobs.

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666 im christian

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Your Mom

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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