- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

A woman gets in her car to drive.

Looks through the peephole.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

balls in ya mouf

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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